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2:11 AM

The best revenge! You would make Avril listen to
Sk8ter Boi over and over and over and over and
over again until she went insane and killed
herself. What a shame...


How would you torture and kill Avril Lavigne?
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That's got to be the first quiz result thingy I've posted in this. I've meant to in the past, but there's just so much work, what with the pointing and the clicking and the uh... pointing. And clicking.

Anyway, I was going to rant on and on here about what kind of dumbass came up with my latest work schedule. But it's 2 in the morning, so laziness wins. Besides, I already ranted, raved and bitched quite loudly to Jaymie, Lauren and everyone who was in Naked Chat in Moonwings. So I'm all bitched out for now.

Instead, I thought I'd send my praises the way of the webcomics that I've been reading lately. I pretty much like only sprite-based comics because that's what I started with. I kinda like stuff like Penny Arcade and whatnot as well, but sprite comics hold a place in my heart, since I've been video gaming since 1989. The ones I read are The Adventures of Bob And George, Life Of Wily, and the great, GREAT 8-Bit Theater.

Bob And George has something of an interesting history behind it. Originally, the author wanted to do his own handdrawn comics centering around his two title characters, Bob and George. However, he wasn't quite ready at first, so he put together comics made of sprites from the Mega Man games and put stories to those. Eventually, his own hand drawn works were posted, but, according to him, he tried to move the storyline too fast and the whole thing crashed and burned. That said, he returned to the Mega Man sprites and started to tell the stories of the Mega Man games, including Mega Man's fight with the robot masters, intersperced with his own irreverant and humorous side stories. Definitely a good read, I highly recommend it. Oh, Draconis? Butts smell nice. My only beef about it is that for the first few months of comics in the archives, the author has left remarks, much akin to the Director's Commentary feature on DVD's. I have no problem with that, and in fact, I love it. My problem comes in that it just stops after a while, which sucks. The comics continue to be great, but after a while, you end up looking forward to his own remarks about the comic and Boom! Suddenly there's nothing. It's like expecting cake for your birthday but getting a rotted cod. Updated Daily

Life Of Wily is not updated as often as BNG, but it is no less funny. Right from the getgo, the author takes these characters onto their own tangent, doing whatever they want. The storylines take a bit to get updated sometimes (Leaving you on the same comic for months and months), but it's still really great. I love the funky backgrounds. And the whole Wily/Light switching thing is just killer. Just don't be offended when you look in the archives and see Heathcliff the cat. I just kinda passed by that one, actually. My only beef with this comic was that the author took quite a while before establishing exactly what it was that he wanted to do with his comic, but now that it's flowing more consistently, I find myself looking forward to each comic coming out. Updated: Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays

8-Bit Theater is so well-known I shouldn't even have to explain it here. But I will anyway, since there are many unwashed masses out there. Though, as of this entry, the author is away at E3 (The lucky bastard) and they are doing guest comics, the regular comic centers around the first Final Fantasy games, heavily borrowing sprites from that, as well as many of the authors own edited sprites. The characters, using all six classes available in the game, are named after their respective classes: Fighter, Black Mage, White Mage, Red Mage, Thief and Black Belt. The characters have their own hilarious and unique personalities (Like the first two comics) and portray them in hilarious ways that are never overdone. The beauty of this comic though, is the one-sided relationship between Black Mage and White Mage. It makes you wonder if the author has something in store for them (Like say, the classic "hero and heroine are stuck alone with only each other and must rely on each other survive" story) or if he's just going to keep things the way they are now. You never know. Updated: Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays

In any case, that's that.I've probably said enough. For now. You'll hear from me again, I promise. Just uh... bring some clothes next time. Ladies, I expect clear photos of you topless to be emailed to me post haste. Now. If not that, then topless pics of models. Thank you.

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