Bio
Name: Daniel Robert Lance Big Plume
Nickname: Saturnyne
Birthday: May 3, 1980
Age: 26
Sun Sign: Taurus
Moon Sign: Sagittarius
Chinese Zodiac: Monkey (Born)
Height: 170 cm
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Status: Single
Favorites
Color: Blue
Food: Chicken
Animal: Cat
Anime: Sailormoon
Show: CSI
PJ's: Sweatpants/ T-shirt
Pokemon: Porygon
Website: NHB Radio
My Linux Desktop
Current Moods
Song: Dog's A Best Friend's Dog
Links
Official Sins Of Science Homepage
Space-Kitten.Org
Wing Commander CIC
Tears For Fears
Contact
Email: saturnyne1d@netscape.net
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Friday, June 04, 2004
5:12 PM This is a quiz I stole off of Rain's Live Journal. 1. Your real name: Daniel 2. Friends call you: Dan 3. What your girlfriend/boyfriend calls you: She calls me Baby. 4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: I like mine, but I like the name James... 5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Ethel 6. What would you name these if you had them as pets? ... a. turtle: Moto b. goose: Goose Man c. pirate: Rye Seronie d. a hot boy: Bill Bixby The Flaming Hamster Fucker 7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: "The Saturnine" 8. What would you name your kids?: If I had a girl, Elysse. If a boy, James or Michael. 9. What would you name a ship you built?: The Fantasista 10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: The Past And The Present: How They Make Your Future 11. Thrown up in public?: Nope. 12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: Okay, I know you all think I'm stupid, but still... no. 13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about? Yeah. I was humiliated. 14. Tripped while checking someone out?: Not to the point of falling down. I'm usually careful about that. 15. Had to pay for something you broke?: Nope. 16. Nearly drowned?: Not really. 17. Ever pass out?: No. 18. Had a crush on somebody: Yep. 19. Been stuck in the rain?: Yes. I had to work in it for eight hours. 20. Been attacked by an animal?: Nope. 21. Caught people having sex?: Does phone sex count? 22. Fallen asleep while driving?: I wouldn't drive if you paid me with sex. 23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: No... I've thought some were handsome or whatever, but it wasn't attraction. 24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: Nope. 25. Made a wish that came true?: I once wished that they would make a 3D Blaster Master game for the Playstation. They did. Later, I wished that they'd redo and re-release Metal Gear Solid. They did, in the form of Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes. Complete The Sentence 26. I once had a dream... that I was Spider-Man. 27. I'm only racist towards... Nobody. 28. I don't even know why I'm... still working as a stockman at Wal-Mart. 29. Nothing sucks more than having to... work at Wal-Mart. 29. I would give to have sex with... Brandon Boyd... @_@ but I'm not into that yet. x.x 30. if i had six bucks i'd buy... lunch for myself tomorrow. 32. It's hot. I should take off my... blue jeans. 33. It's always more fun if you... sleep and try not to remember it. 34. You can't eat steak without... fries. 35. You better shut up before I... hang you out the window, saw off your genitals with a butterknife, sew it in your mouth and make you whistle dixie, you FUCKING FAGGOT! >< 36. I really like you and everything but... I need to get laid more. What would you do if... 40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: Wonder how many other guys his age are sexually liberated. 41. someone was about to steal your car?: Ask them why they're trying to steal a car that doesn't exist. 42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: I'd be startled at first, but eventually set them all free. 43 You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: Laugh it off and continue. 44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: I wouldn't be surprised, since they're cold sores and I've had them. 45. You have three wishes? 1) For Becca and I to be living closer to each other; 2) DVDs of all my ideal anime translations, and; 3) For people to quit trashing the Sailor Moon American dub just because they're anal fuckhole homosexual haters. 46. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: Ask my mom for hers and let Britney borrow them. 47. You had a time machine?: I'd go back to 1994 and 1995. 48. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: Do a show where people write in for advice and give inane, unentertaining answers that fail to make people laugh while surreptitiously doling out life lessons to the idiots who write in. Oh wait, Rita Rudner already did that. 49. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: AIDS. The conspiracy needs to be stopped. 50. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: Teleport. It's faster. 51. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: The power to record my dreams. I could get a lot of ideas and retreive a lot of the song ideas I've lost. 52. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: As long as I'm healthy, it doesn't matter. 53. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: Lost in a forest. Nature is more my thing than a box. 54. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: Drama. 55. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: Rock, preferrably with Tears For Fears. 56. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: February 29th. It's unique, and I'd only be 6 years old this year. 57. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: Afghanistan. I want to see what the US military is doing to those people that they're not telling us. 58. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: Mental Institution. Either way, I wouldn't be allowed sharp objects to write songs with. 59. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: Hang Glide. Flying is more free. 60. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate: Ninja. Pirates are SO Orlando Bloom, and I'm so fucking tired of hearing of that fag. What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words? 61. Courage: Sailor Moon 62. Driver: Wheel 63. Yoga: Relaxation 64. Bakery: Cheese Buns 65. Roach: Crush 66. Mushroom: Nintendo 67. Sprung: Cherry blossom 68. Exotic: Polish Woman with green eyes 69. Pythagorean: Triangle 70. Construct an acronym for the following: a. S O L R A K S: Sell Out Love: Rally Against Kissing Sex b. E B A F S: Elation Bumps Anger From Sight c. R G P: RAM Graphics Port 71. What is your definition of love?: It causes too much trouble, takes too much time, breaks too many people, divides too many friends, and is more worth it than any person is willing to admit. 72. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: She reads this. 73. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form: iwtbonhbr 74. Were you too scared to do it?: To put my secret there? No... 75. Who or what is your worst enemy?: Sandi Reed, second only to myself. 76. Who is the last person you kicked?: Probably my brother a long long time ago. 78. If you had to be a chess piece, what would you be: Rook. I'm stone cold and silent. I go in a straight line from point A to point B, and do what I can to get the job done. 79. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: Barb, Bob, Barry
1:10 PM I hate my job so much. Not only is it beyond unpleasant in terms of the weather, but the work itself is also unpleasant. And I haven't even started on the company. I was actually learning to have fun at work, and I didn't realize why at first. The reason was simple: Sandi had been gone. She came back a day or two ago, and I was hoping not to fall under her tyrannical reign today, but lo and behold, she arrived to ruin my day. Every silver lining has its cloud. The other thing is that the small window of time where flying down to Tulsa was almost handed to me on a silver platter is gone. The price has gone from roughly $365 to $690. Wonderful. I'm about twelve seconds away from either strangling a lot of people slowly and painfully to death, or just leaping off a building to my rather timely doom.
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