Oh. Hello there, weird internet stranger. I see you couldn’t help yourself could you. You had to click the link. Search the Google. Make faces at me in shady chat servers until I coughed up the goods. That’s cool. Maybe I like showing my goodies to curious seekers. Perhaps I have been sitting here this whole time hoping someone would finally want see the shinies that spill out of my daydreamy little brain. It’s cool; go ahead, seeker. Peruse all the links. Read all the things. Don’t forget to add me to your social media of choice. I promise you’ll only be assaulted by gratuitous cat pictures, delicious food porn, and shameless self promotion.