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My Hero 002: Strange Greetings

[Gwenyver is glad to be home! ] -12:54 Jun 13
[Captain Neptune is keeping an ear out for danger.] -12:58 Jun 13
Gwenyver: There was nothing better than getting back home after a long busy day. Gwen was already plotting out a bubble bath with a hot cup of tea. Digging around in her pockets, and then her purse, and then her pockets again. Where were they, she had them this morning. "Oh noooo. Please don’t be lost! They’re KILLING me!" By they, she meant her feet, but she was talking to her missing keys and they knew this! -01:00 Jun 13 Gwenyver
Captain Neptune: KILLING! There was a flash and a man in a cape jogged into the room and looked around. "Hello, citizen… what is killing you?" it was a good question, she was looking surprised but as was as he could tell she was alone in the room. "Is it the spider’s nest behind the kitchen cabinet? Don’t worry I’ll get it." Lasers shot from his eyes and burned a hole thought he cabinet, and the wall between them and the kitchen. "Anythign else I can help you with?" -01:04 Jun 13 Captain Neptune
Gwenyver: "I..!" Gwen was a little confused. For starters, she’d didn’t recall screaming for help or anyone trying to kill her. "Oh. Ooooh! Oh no. I was talking about my feet killing me, I was having trouble finding my keys, but I just wound up using the spare key and-" She was blinking again, baffled! Captain Neptune was here trying to save her from killer spiders? She glanced around a little bit worried, wondering if she was missing something terrifying! -01:12 Jun 13 Gwenyver
Captain Neptune: "Oh… well your feet look fine and firmly attatched to your legs, like normal. Not teeth or claws to kill you with. Are you sure it wasn’t just a bad dream. Also in your bad unter sock that hides the tampons. Anythign else?" She stood, expectantly, waiting. "Hold on a monute there’s something in Peru… volcano I think. I won’t be a minute." then he was gone. -01:15 Jun 13 Captain Neptune
Gwenyver: "Tampons!" Gwen was red as a beet. It was good he was gone, because she was about to give hima good hard talking to about peeping in on a girl’s personal things. She tossed her things in to a chair and stomped off to run her bubble bath. -01:19 Jun 13 Gwenyver
Captain Neptune: Fove minutes later there was another flash at the radio talked about a volcano’s flow being diverted into the sea and he was back. "Did you find them okay?" he stood in the bathroom door. "Also hello, do you remember me? I pulled you out of a landslide." -01:22 Jun 13 Captain Neptune
Gwenyver: Gwenyver shrieked and nearly tumbled backwards in to a tub filling with hot water. She very nearly was about to start undressing, so Captain Neptune making a sudden reappearance was not expected. Not that his appearance in the first place had been expected! "Y-yes, I remember you very well! Not only do you miscount people, you mistake what’s in a woman’s purse too."Her face was red again, why was she even embarassed about tampons? Everyone knew what they were for! -01:27 Jun 13 Gwenyver
Captain Neptune: "Oh… Sorry… I’ll look for them then." he turned aorund and started looking around, scanning the appartment for the keys. "I’m sorry but I’m fairly certain they’re in your bag, but I see why you didn’t king them. They’re nestled next to the makeup compact now. If you’d liek I could just get them for you?" -01:30 Jun 13 Captain Neptune
Gwenyver: Did he… come to rescue her keys? Where WAS the danger here! "No, you may not dig around in my purse, a girl’s purse is private!" Gwen scooted past him quickly, out of the bathroom and back to where she dropped her purse. Just as he said, there were her keys. She sighed with relief. After that landslide and loosing all of her things, she really didn’t want to replace her keys twice in one week. By this point her bathtub was now overflowing with jasmine scented bubble water and all over the bathroom floor. -01:35 Jun 13 Gwenyver
Captain Neptune: He smiles when she got her keys beck. "Well anyway it was good to see you again, you look much more attractive not covered in mud. I’d stay but I really have a bust day. It sounds like a hurricane about to hit the east coast." then once again, he was gone. -01:45 Jun 13 Captain Neptune

A FEW DAYS LATER~! -Gwenyver 01:45 Jun 13

[Captain Neptune is now known as: Smith Johnson] -01:46 Jun 13
Gwenyver: Gwen was at the shopping market with a basket in her hands, thinking about what she’d need for dinner that week. Living alone, she didn’t really need to do anything fancy, but she kind of liked to anyway. Just in case a super hero made another surprise appearance. Maybe next time she wouldn’t be so confused and baffled that she neglects to ask him to stay for dinner! -01:50 Jun 13 Gwenyver
Smith Johnson: He was talkign along the isle with two baskets FULL of carrots and had more tucked under his arms, he looked like he had emptied the shop out of them completely as he headed towards the tills, almost bumping into someone. "Oh sorry… I was too busy focused on a bus outside to see you. Oh… it’s you. Hello!" -01:53 Jun 13 Smith Johnson
Gwenyver: "It’s my fault, I wasn’t looking and… Hello!" She remembered him very clearly, after all, she thought he was dead at one point. Smith Johnson was a peculiar man… and he still seemed to be. She looked inquisitively at his baskets full of carrots. "I didn’t know that you lived around here too. Are you making something special with those carrots?" -01:56 Jun 13 Gwenyver
Smith Johnson: "oh, no. I just heard they’re good for youe eyes and while I usually have excelent vision I mostook somethign fro somethgin else and might have offended soemoen so I though I’d come here and get some carrots. What are you doing here? I thought the store at Sommerset close was closer for you." -01:59 Jun 13 Smith Johnson
Gwenyver: "The fruit here is so much fesher and- How did you know Sommerset was closer?" Gwen pretty much accepted his silly explanation about the carrots, having been prexposed to his strangeness. She was eyeing him again. He didn’t seem like a stalker… Her expression grew surprised. She figured it out! "Did Captain Neptune tell you? He is your friend, isn’t he?" -02:04 Jun 13 Gwenyver
Smith Johnson: "FRIEN! YES! I asked him to check in on you a little to make sure you were okay, keep an ear out, you know. In case of killer feet or spiders." he moved towards the checkout and took a breath. "How have you been by the way?" -02:08 Jun 13 Smith Johnson
Gwenyver: He most definitely had been speaking with Captain Neptune! Gwen contained her interest and curiosity. …just barely. After all, it was apparently Smith who asked for Captain Neptune to check in on her, and it wasn’t because the hero himself had suddenly come to her rescue. She moved along in line with him. "I’ve been all right. Um… I wondering, if you don’t mind telling me. Has… Captain Neptune talked about me very much?" -02:12 Jun 13 Gwenyver
Smith Johnson: "Noooooo. He’s a gentleman." He said dumping the load of carrots on the counted to get them rung up. "I’ve never heard him talk abotu any girls really, but I remember him saying he had a feeling about you, like destiny but I told him you don’t believe in that and that you believe in… Gweneenirrre. I hope I said that right, it’s an odd word." He took out his wallet to pay which seemed to contain a LOT of money, it was in fact his entire life savings. "So you don’t have to worry about that." -02:20 Jun 13 Smith Johnson
Gwenyver: "Oh but, I didn’t say I don’t believe in destiny, simply that it wasn’t my name! It was a joke?" Gwen was a little bit disappointed. Though she really had no room to be, he was a famous super hero, he likely had all kinds of girls vying for his affection. She wasn’t even sure what she was thinking! "That’s too bad. I was hoping to invite him for dinner, but I suppose he goes to a lot of those." -02:23 Jun 13 Gwenyver
Smith Johnson: "Oh okay… I’ll tell him." he looked a little awkward he he recieved his change and lifted his bags of carrots. "Well I should go eat these, will you be paying too now?" -02:25 Jun 13 Smith Johnson
Gwenyver: Gwen nodded, quickly making sure all her things were on the counter as she dug in to her purse for her money. "And my name is Gwenyvere. Just Gwen is fine. I never really did get to thank him, so you can tell him thank you for saving me from the landslide. …and from the spiders too! That might have been a bad day if they got loose." -02:29 Jun 13 Gwenyver
Smith Johnson: He looked instantly happier. "It was a pleasure… is what I’m sure captain Neptune would say. I will tell him to be there at 8 so long as there are no fires or mudslides. He started walking towards a cafe and paused. "Wait. look over there." he pointed before firing more lasers at another hidden nest while she was distracted and then quietly sat down at a cable and started unpacking bundles of carrots. "I think some coffee for these would go nicely." -02:32 Jun 13 Smith Johnson
Gwenyver: Her groceries were transported in to the nice sack she was carrying and when he gestured she looked to see nothing but a nice flock of birds. When she turned back he was pulling out all those carrots. She opened her mouth to ask if he was really going to try and eat all of those but- "…Oh! Will you tell him, really? Tonight even? So soon, I think I have enough to make a really nice dinner." Gwen dug around in her sack just to make sure she didn’t have to go back and buy something more. -02:37 Jun 13 Gwenyver
Smith Johnson: By the time she was done with her sack all the carrots were gone and all that was lft was a leaf stickign to his life, they were all gone stalks and all. "I’m sure he’ll be fine with just about anything, he’s not a fussy eater. Not that I know him that well we just talk sometimes. He does a lot of heroing you know and I… work all the time…" -02:39 Jun 13 Smith Johnson
Gwenyver: Perfect, she had plenty of- Gwen looked around. Did a pack of hungry rabbits come running through here? Wide-eyed, she leaned over his table and plucked the carrot leaf off his mouth. He -couldn’t- have. Could he? "I guess you build up and awful big appetite with all of your working. Where you do you work? Is there where you met Captain Neptune?" -02:43 Jun 13 Gwenyver
Smith Johnson: "Yes. I work in a bar. My cousing works in a bar I run errands and own half of it. I run a lots of… errands. I really like runnign errands. I get to meet a lot of people and go to a lot of different places. And it feels good to… run errands. You know what I mean?" -02:46 Jun 13 Smith Johnson
Gwenyver: "I do, yes! I work in the Retirement Home down the street and I get to meet and help lots of people everyday! It’s wonderful isn’t it?" she grinned and slipped in to the seat across from him, There was some time before going to home to prepare dinner. "Of course, I am just the Activities Director so all I really do is make sure people are entertained and having fun all day. I guess it’s not really as exciting as saving lives or running a bar." -02:50 Jun 13 Gwenyver
Smith Johnson: "Well I only run the bar, no saving lives for me!" He said almost defencively. "Oh hello one coffee please." he said as a waitress opproached and then turned to look back at Gwen. "I hope you don’t mind if he wear his uniform, he’s very shy about how he looks without it." -02:56 Jun 13 Smith Johnson
Gwenyver: "Is he very shy? I suppose that explains a lot about him and why he zips away so quickly!" She shook her head when the waitress asked if she needed anything. Her attention was on Smith Johnson, who was now he only bridge between her and Captain Neptune. "I won’t mind, though, if he won’t mind me being a little curious. Are there things I shouldn’t ask him or talk about? I’ve never had dinner with a hero before." -02:59 Jun 13 Gwenyver
Smith Johnson: "Don’t mention his third kidney, he’s cery sensitive about that, his cousin used to give him a hard time about it but other than that I can’t think of anything. But like sad I don’t know him all that well. I could be wrong. Maybe he has four eyes or an elongated toe. I honestly couldn’t tell you. Do you have anything he shouldn’t talk about?" -03:05 Jun 13 Smith Johnson
Gwenyver: A third kidney! Were the rumors about Captain Neptune being from Neptune really true? Gwen shook her head. "Oh no.I don’t have any secrets. Well. I suppose it would be nice if he didn’t take a peep at all of my private things with xray vision, that is a little bit embarassing. But I think I would be happy to talk about anything to really get to know him! Especially if he doesn’t seem to do this often!" -03:08 Jun 13 Gwenyver
Smith Johnson: He paused before standing. "Sorry but I have to go, suddenly. Urger errant to run. Sorry for the incovenience. Do you know where I can find a bathroom? I need to go there before my errand." -03:16 Jun 13 Smith Johnson
Gwenyver: "Just inside the cafe? They always have a bathroom." Gwen supposed he really needed to go! She stood and picked up her bag. "Well, I hope he CAN make it to see me tonight. I will be looking forward to it. Goodbye, Smith!" -03:18 Jun 13 Gwenyver

By Vaydia

Vay and Diana do terrible, terrible things! Generally involving grimdark settings, lots of trauma, or the polar opposite of sickening adorable and comic mayhem. Most developed settings would be the Descendants universe and the Ties universe!

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